Sunday, June 13, 2010

Facts Of The Situation

Here's the story:

Wife is married to Husband for 12 years. Husband works 2 or 3 jobs to support Wife, who stays home with their 2 kids. Wife admittedly hates housework and does very little. Wife instead spends lots of time on the Internet. Wife befriends Man on the Internet from a far away state. Man is the Brother of Husband's Sister's Boyfriend. Wife asks for divorce from Husband, saying he is mean to her. Husband reluctantly divorces Wife. Three weeks later, Man goes to visit Wife for a week and stays at her house. Wife and Man continue to claim they are just friends. Three more weeks pass by, Wife and Man announce they are in a romantic relationship.

The entire story above is entirely FACT. At no point did I inject any of my personal opinions.

Does this sound sleazy to you too?

This is the story of my ex-sister-in-law. Or the possible future sister-in-law of my boyfriend, Mike!

Apparently, we live in Appalachia.

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