Who Does That?!?

I really dislike writing negative things here but I really have to release my frustration after what happened yesterday.

Apparently, my ex-sister-in-law who is now dating Mike's brother (classy, I know) called my parents yesterday morning claiming she had a dream that two people she knows (but she didn't know who) were pregnant. So she asked my parents if I was. My parents said no. But really, they wouldn't know for certain so they promptly called me to ask me if I was pregnant.

This all sounds really innocent on the surface, but with ex-sister-in-law, there's always an ulterior motive.

This is what I'm guessing happened:

I had the good fortune to lose all the baby weight within 6 weeks of giving birth to Leilani. However, since I stopped breastfeeding, which was right around the 12 week post-natal mark, I have slowly gained a bunch of weight back. In fact, I weigh about as much as I did when I was 8 months pregnant. This is something I am very upset about. Anyway, I think someone here in Wisconsin thinks I look pregnant. This is what I call 'being an asshat.' So whomever it is (and I have some suspects) thought the best means of finding out would be to employ my ex-sister-in-law to ask my parents. I think this because the person or people I suspect that this all stems from never ask anyone anything directly, they always snoop around to get answers. And since my ex-sister-in-law is known for having these 'psychic' dreams, she came up with an excuse to ask them by saying she had a dream that someone was pregnant. Seem far-fetched? Keep in mind that she divorced my brother to be with Mike's brother. She isn't exactly an honest person.

What really bothers me when I think about this whole situation is that if I were actually pregnant, I think I should have the right to announce it to my parents, and anyone else, on my own terms and when I choose. Imagine for a second that I was actually pregnant. I wouldn't want to have to tell my parents because they asked me. I'd want to do it in a fun and meaningful way. Not because they got a call from someone like my ex-sister-in-law.