Sometimes Mike says the craziest stuff. At least when you take it completely out of context. Here's a few of the best Mike quotes of all time:
"At the least, it's gotta be an eagle fighting a mongoose. At the VERY least!"
"We've had our differences in the past, chair. But now... I need you."
"So now what do I do? Go on Facebook and fart in a bucket?!?"
"You'll spend like $30, come back a say you pooped your pants. And we'll have nothing to show for it!"
"I'm going to call it 'Jacket Ham'."
"Awww... bologna squirts!"
"Scorpions get in your house and kill your children and eat all your cottage cheese!"
"Go get me some Wendy's, Bitch!"
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